Which Canary Island to visit? A guide for total morons

If you're a total moron, then this slide pack (and the Canary Islands) will suit you just fine. 

In this easy to read guide (because anything other than easy to read would confuse someone like you), I cover every aspect of every island to help you choose.

Literally you then just need to turn up at the airport and get your flight - couldn't be simpler, for the simple minded.